♥Wednesday, April 09, 2008.
I LOVE TA TO BITS AND PIECES.
THEY FIXED MY ADOBE FOR ME.
in 3 hours.
mr teo finished teaching sexual reproduction and issues on sex alr.
sobs.
what happened during class. unedited.
mr teo :
sex cells
sex cells
no we're not talking about cells that have sex.
mr teo : The opening of the vagina is around 6 to 7 cm.
frances : OH MY GOD. you measured?! You measured your wife?!?!
someone : What if the vagina is fifty cm long?
another someone : then it'll be like here * points to chest *
mr teo : How does the sperm swim up to the uterus without taking MRT or BUS?
OMG. celine just asked where's the vagina.
Leyi just said " so if our ahem sneezes , will the mucus come out ?"
mr teo : The ovary is not this month left , next month right , later left , later right.
No ah. You're not playing see-saw.
mr teo : In one million sperms released , only one lucky chap will manage to fertilise the egg. The rest will be very disappointed and die.
Yamin : EWWW. ( reads : Semen , a mixture of fluid and sperm, will be deposited in the vagina during intercourse ) i rather have external - fertilisation!!!!!!
dq : then the lady will have a lot of dead sperms inside lah?!
mt : yah but one drop of semen contains 50 million sperms.
dq : OH MY GOD. 50 million dead sperms inside our body. EWW
CLITORIES
mr teo : They have nothing to do during pregnancy but they can enlarge during PHOTOSYNTHESIS.
leyi : where's the stomata?
le yi : is it possible to remove the testes?
mt : WHAT?
leyi : testosterone lah.
frances : it's so disgusting right??? it's like during sex the male will be peeing into our body. eww.
frances : what ejacuation?
mr teo : * blushes * it's when the you knowww . stands up . it won't drip it'll shoot.
yamin : like nike water bottle.
mr teo : the blood is to make the thing long and thick and hard. so it can go into the vagina. if it's soft and tender , it can't go into the vagina what!! try until the cows come home also cannot.
mr teo : * talk talk talk * later i'll show you a video.
us : :DD
mr teo : NOT THAT VIDEO LAH!
what i was thinking at that time : you tie the tube connecting to testes to the penis , so the testes will clog up there.
WOULDN'T IT BURST?
frances : in primary school i had no menstruation , in secondary school i started having menstruation.
in primary school my hips are small , in secondary school my hips grew bigger... sarah's boobies grew bigger!!
frances : mr teo i really should think we should stop now , what if you get turned on and yeah things happen.
mr teo : when i was in primary school , my voice isn't as manly and as nice to hear as now.
leyi : in primary school you can scream
mr teo : yah you can scream like chicken being killed liddat.
mr teo : Normally, ovulation happens every 28 days.
aricia : huh? mine 3 months leh!
what i was thinking at that time : does people have sex when menstruating?
oh my god. wouldn't the penis be like bloody?!
leyi : dolphins have sex for pleasure. they hump turtles. ;D
mr teo : don't have casual sex.
later the guys dump you when you get pregnant.
but not all guys are this horrible lah.
take the man in front of you as an example :D
mr teo : The penis has to go in ... and out * smiles * then when the semen is going to come out he has to take it out and ejacuate outside.
ethel : how you know you're going to ...?
you know after a few in and outs ...
someone : why are they flavours on condom?
mr teo : you know ah. for the "o" one..
someone : why are they coloured condom?
mr teo : you know ah.. ..... look nicer ah!
you know now got the glow in the dark one.. for practical use.
mr teo : some guys refuses to put on condom.
what i was thinking at that time : ( the penis will feel claustrophobic )
midway
sindie : me teo you phrase it so well :D
you know i don't know why but guys can seperate love from sex. Girls can't.
dq : I ALSO CAN.
i think my blog's like PG13.
oh gosh.
想当年。
okay byebye.
